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I'm such a pig!



OK not in that sense. I didn't do anything vulgar to any one to be labeled a "pig", I didn't consume too much and "pig out" and I definitely didn't come into any money though my kids still believe I'm their personal "piggy bank".

But let me tell what I did do.

My four-year-old son, Krishon, came walking in my room holding a cup in one hand, stirring with the other.

I asked what he was doing and he said "I'm a scientist and this is my experiment". Well how cool is that? I LOVE science. I love discovering knew things and I certainly adore my child exploring his world and creating something in the process.

He explained  "the experiment" he was making is suppose to turn people into robots. Ok, that's cool...I think.

He asked me did I want to try it. "Ummmm...What's in it?" I asked. His face suddenly wore a devious grin.

"Just try it."

Now I know I've never mentioned this, but I'll tell you what, I am so in tune with my sense of smell. It can either make or break me. Seriously.

Everything I eat, anything I do (especially for the first time) I have to smell. It's my strongest sense and impacts my intuition dramatically.  If a fragrance I wore 5 years ago, crosses my path, my brain   instantly begins replaying moments from that time frame in my life.

On the flip side an odd scent can cause me to become nauseous and will have my head banging like I just got hit with a hammer. My face will instantly bawl up and there is no hiding the intensity of what I'm feeling. You catch my drift?

Well, I smelled "the experiment". It reeked of slightly spoiled milk, watered down tomatoes, and a hint of mint.

WTF?! (what's that flavor)

My mind screamed oh HECK NO!

I ask again "Shon baby, What's in it?"

Laughter erupted!

 Milk (from breakfast), water, chip crumbs (he found under the bed), toilet paper, a green Angry Bird fruit snack,  ketchup (from his corn-dog at lunch), a piece a moon pie (his brother didn't want), tooth paste and a wilting rose petal for good measure.

There is absolutely NO WAY I am trying that! NO WAY!
He begged and batted those big beautiful brown eyes. "Shon, No."

 "You don't like my experiment." Insert sweet sad puppy face here.  :(

Oh my gosh. Did I just crush his dreams? Did I just discourage him from science? Wait what if it worked and he really DID find a way that humans could turn into robots?! Do people even want to be robots??? Aw frick it! I'll take one for the team. I grabbed the glass a took a gulp.

My face balled up the mere second the concoction touched my tongue. 

It was disgusting.  Do you hear me, DIS-GUS-TING!!! If that weren't bad enough, I actually swallowed it.

Why? Not to make him happy, but because it was the QUICKEST WAY to get it out of my mouth! Running to the bathroom would have taken an extra 3 seconds longer. No frickin' way!


I looked up at Shon who was obviously tickled. Confused, I mustered "You gonna to try it?" Through snickers I made out the words "Ewwww...That's gross, Nooo!"  Wait what?!

If you're wondering,  it did not work. I did not turn into a robot, just a silly old "guinea pig".

Your Turning 13





Last night as I tucked you in, I realized I was tucking in for the last time, your childhood and all that accompanied it. I knew in he morning you would be opening those big brown eyes no longer a little girl, but beginning life's journey as a full fledged teenager...It's a bit bittersweet I must admit...but Laila I couldn't be more proud of you than I am today. You're an honor student, have a heart of gold and you've always been the most loving and nurturing of all my children. I am beyond thankful God blessed my life with you. Happy 13th birthday my beautiful girl.

What I Do All Day

I've been a stay at home mom for about 6 years. The first few years were super hectic with 3 small children home during the day. Pretty self explanatory.

Recently, the twins began kindergarten, leaving me child free during the day. 

My sister, who is in law enforcement, decided to place her career on hold, and give this "at home mom" thing a go. Similarly, both of her daughters are in school. 

Last week she rang my phone frantically asking and I quote: "How do you stay busy?, What the heck do you do all day?!" 

Hint: It isn't what's pictured. (Though I'm sure that's what some may think).

 I find it pretty comical when people ask me this question, because just like those that work outside the home, I feel there aren't enough hours in the day to get things done.

 This post is for those who's children have just begun school and looking for a little inspiration.


{And for if there are people asking you that same intriguing question (assuming since we don't work outside the home, we have no life) well I'm here to make their mouths drop.}


Things I do every day:
Make kids beds
Sweep the house (we have hardwood floors)
Pick up clothes the kids have thrown on their floor (usually yesterday's school clothes and p.j.'s )
Wipe up the toothpaste they left in the sink, around the sink, and on the mirror (just keep a pack of cleaning wipes in the bathroom cabinet)
Laundry (they remove clothes everyday, there IS always laundry)
Cook Dinner (on a rough day, at least know what everyone is eating)
Do the dishes (that I've used to prepare dinner or throughout the day)
Take out the trash (I hate the smell of trash, it has to go everyday)

[The above are for good measure] :)

Kitchen:
1. Experiment with a new recipe ( you may want to try this or this,)
2. Cut up veggies for the week. (i.e. dice onions, bell peppers, shred cheese etc.)
3. Clean out the fridge.
4.Organize dish cabinets and get rid of any fast food cups that have found a home in them.
5. Compile a grocery list.
6. Go grocery shopping.
7. Have a glass of wine, why not?

Kids:
1. Find kids clothes for the week, if you're really feeling it, iron them.
2. Clean out kids closet.
3. Store too small clothes or out of season clothes in bags and put unwanted items in boxes for Goodwill.
4. Volunteer for an event at the kids school.
5. Surprise the kids and show up for lunch.

Family/Friends:
1. Plan a day to meet your significant other for lunch.
2. Call a loved one you haven't talk to in a while and catch up.
3.Take a moment to write a handwritten letter (or poem/song) to someone you love. Be creative this can be to your spouse, mom, dad, child, or friend.

Online:
1. Start a wish list on your favorite stores website. This could be for you or a birthday or special holiday coming up.
2. Send some of those adorable photos your phone to the lab for printing, make a few extras to give/mail to family.
3. While your at it, get regain some space by getting rid of all the unwanted photos.
4. Pin a few crafts or recipes to your Pinterest boards to try at a later date (If you're not on Pinterest yet, now's the time to join).
5. Play a thought provoking game against an online opponent (I like words with friends and Wordox) to keep your brain sharp.
6. Learn a new hobby or skill from watching Youtube tutorials. (I've seriously learned how to play  guitar, how to crochet, and some great photography tips).
7. Catch up on an episode of your favorite show.

Around the house:
1. Rearrange a room just for the heck of it.
2. See if you can find the mates to those loose socks, if not save them for crafts to do with this kids (this is a fun one).
3.Use a duster (or your broom) and swipe the corners of rooms for any webs.
4. Sweep or clean off the porch/deck.

Self Care:
1. Try a new hairstyle.
2. Take a warm bubble bath to clear your mind, before the family gets home.
3. Give your toe nails some much needed attention (clip, file and polish).
4. Clean out your purse.
5. Snuggle with a warm cup of tea or coffee and a good read.
6. Catch up on some much needed sleep (let's face it, sometimes we really need to).

Did you enjoy this list, or have something that should be added?  Sound off in the comments, I'd love to hear your thoughts!

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